Honestea
I am in love with Honest Tea's Organic Honey Green Tea. This month's Men's Health listed a bunch of tea beverages and their respective EGCG content in milligrams. This shit was tops. Suddenly, everywhere I go, I see it for sale. Only problem: it's got 74 calories per bottle. That's not a lot, but it's more than the zero cals I get with a Diet Pepsi. Of course Diet Pepsi has like zero EGCG, and I need as many antioxidants as I can get. Hopefully these EGCGs will combat all my age-associated ailments.
The "Sex and The City" movie was enjoyable Thursday night. I've been sworn to secrecy on the details. If you liked the show, you'll like the movie. It was kind of funny tho, seeing all the girls and womyn that got dolled-up for the midnight showing. I kept wanting to grab some of them and say "acting slutty and wearing a low-cut blouse does not make you Samantha!" Alternatively, others needed to be shaken and told that "acting uptight and barren does not make you Charlotte!" These were random, yet valid, thoughts of mine that I blame on the two cosmos I had before the show. One thought not influenced by the cosmos was that Jennifer Hudson can't act worth a damn cent, and everyone will know it now that she can't cover up her horrific skill by screaming her face off.
Have you heard how Oprah's popularity and ratings are decling and Ellen's are improving? Is anyone really surprised by this? Oprah is offensive due to her overtly self-righteous belief that she is the only bitch in the world that has it all figured out, *snap*. Ellen is offensive to some cuz she thinks gays should have equal rights, *snappitty doo da*. Which is really more annoying - the gal that tells you how to think or the gal that just says what she thinks? If you are on the ship out of Oprah town, Welcome! You're late.
I bought a cute tie over the weekend. Got it at an outlet store. Put it on this morning, and realized it was from the Vern Troyer collection. It's barely long enough. By barely, I mean it's only long enough if I slouch forward slightly while standing or walking. This tie is going to give me back problems that EGCG probably cannot fix.
The "Sex and The City" movie was enjoyable Thursday night. I've been sworn to secrecy on the details. If you liked the show, you'll like the movie. It was kind of funny tho, seeing all the girls and womyn that got dolled-up for the midnight showing. I kept wanting to grab some of them and say "acting slutty and wearing a low-cut blouse does not make you Samantha!" Alternatively, others needed to be shaken and told that "acting uptight and barren does not make you Charlotte!" These were random, yet valid, thoughts of mine that I blame on the two cosmos I had before the show. One thought not influenced by the cosmos was that Jennifer Hudson can't act worth a damn cent, and everyone will know it now that she can't cover up her horrific skill by screaming her face off.
Have you heard how Oprah's popularity and ratings are decling and Ellen's are improving? Is anyone really surprised by this? Oprah is offensive due to her overtly self-righteous belief that she is the only bitch in the world that has it all figured out, *snap*. Ellen is offensive to some cuz she thinks gays should have equal rights, *snappitty doo da*. Which is really more annoying - the gal that tells you how to think or the gal that just says what she thinks? If you are on the ship out of Oprah town, Welcome! You're late.
I bought a cute tie over the weekend. Got it at an outlet store. Put it on this morning, and realized it was from the Vern Troyer collection. It's barely long enough. By barely, I mean it's only long enough if I slouch forward slightly while standing or walking. This tie is going to give me back problems that EGCG probably cannot fix.
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