Wednesday, September 12, 2007

nothing too much

Found out my gym provides a print out of all your visits since joining. Primary purpose is to prove to insurance companies that you're living a healthy life and deserve some sort of discount. Secondary purpose is to satisfy my curiosity. My report and a calculator revealed the following data about my gym habits:

  • 75 visits during the first 8 months of the year
  • Approximately 1 visit every 3.2 days
  • Factoring in my monthly dues, each visit cost me $6.93

I am still a far-from-ripped skinny fucker, and now that I know "the facts", I feel like I'm getting ripped off. If I had just invested my money and done a few pushups at home instead, I might have enough cash for some good liposuction and plastic surgery to fix whatever needs fixing in 10 years.


I think I've eaten more pieces of sushi this week than I have drank glasses of water. On Saturday, went out to dinner at this cool place called Oya. Good atmosphere, ate a good bit of sushi, sashimi, nigiri, mitsubishi, whatever they call all the yummy stuff. Tuesday for lunch = two sushi rolls. Today, I had a bento box with bbq eel and a sushi roll. Tomorrow? I might have to do some McDonald's just to remind my stomach which continent I live on.


Some protest march walked by my office building the other day. No one cared. You hear that protestors? No one cared. Next time, sign a petition and send it to someone who does.


Some woman on the Today show this morning said that pornographers have taken over mainstream media, advertising, etc., and that it is impossible to escape pornographic images. She obviously has never seen porn. Internet search engines exist, at least in part, so that one can find porn. The fact one must search for it means it is at least somewhat difficult to find. Also, sexuality, sensuality, and nudity can all be present in an image or a commercial and it still doesn't add up to porn. But if the woman on the Today show used her brain to reach a similar conclusion, she wouldn't be able to sell any books to earn the money she needs to buy the pornography she needs to excite her husband into becoming remotely interested in exploring her frigid peaks.


If you say Hillary-Obama over and over, faster and faster, it kind of sounds like you're saying "hell of a bummer". I'm not saying you shouldn't vote for them because of this, but it should probably factor into your decision somewhere between where you stand on the war in Iraq and where you stand on abortion rights.

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