Her M-ness

Last week, Madonna was seen partying at a club that is "right now" in NYC. Her booth was inhabited by a number of other celebs who happened to be at the club that Madonna graciously allowed to party with her. Dancing on tables, sharing the wealth, all that celeb stuff went down.

Two booths away, a wardrobe malfunction victim sat uninvted to the party within the party. Janet, Ms. Jackson if you're nasty, sat on her booty with her crew. What a fun night that had to be for her . . . watching her Madgesty making it reign, while Janet slummed it with her hoody rappy hubby.

So why did Madonna snub the now Mrs. Janet?

Madonna has an album coming out this fall with all-star hoody rappy sexy poppy superstar partnership Timbahlanderlake. In her infinite wisdom, Madonna realized that the inroads she made with the younger amongst us with her last album must be nurtured with fresh hip-hop beats and a fresh hairstyle (let's hope it's not cornrows). Deep in the Brooklyns and Harlems of this world, the current crop of kids listen to rap, hip-hop, and Hung Up. And whatever they listen to, middle America listens to as well, just sandwiched between church services. Her coming album is a sure fire number one platinum blonde record.

In stark contrast, over the past few years Mrs. Janet married a hoody rappy record producer and they did the nasty in the recording studio. Unfortunately, their baby was equally nasty. Did you hear that lame single and see that super lame video? It bombed, everywhere.

And Madonna, knowing that she will soon be the next best thing yet again, did what any good cheerleader would do: snub the loser girl. Madonna just can't have bad karma and bad body piercings hanging around, ruining all that she is contriving herself to be this album around.