Trailer Hicks

I was informed today that Taylor Hicks is the hottest bachelor according to People Magazine. Apparently People Magazine thought it would be fun to play limbo with the hotness bar. This means one thing: every male hotter than Taylor Hicks is either married or gay. If you're less attractive than Taylor Hicks, you're blessed. The rest of you straight guys out there had better get married today to whoever you're hooking up with now, or bust up your face to take yourself to the ugly side of the ledger. Otherwise, you're going to wake up Saturday morning to that guy down the bar humping your leg. A big thank you goes out to People Magazine for taking the guessing game out of determining people's marital status and sexuality for the next year. However, next year, please play high jump with that hotness bar.